i want to go to there

safeguards:

when i’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

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7 months ago

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart discuss the ongoing controversy surrounding Coke’s Super Bowl ad on last night’s Daily Show.

(via thefuuuucomics)

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7 months ago

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: distractors, via thefuuuucomics)

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7 months ago

humorous-blog:

orgyganic:

orgyganic:

check out this super bowl

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not even 5 minutes and i’ve already lost 3 followers because of this

(Source: hotpuppies, via thefuuuucomics)

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7 months ago

femme-and-furious:

i’m here, i’m queer, sorry i’m late i overslept

(via sle4zy)

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8 months ago

mem0rare:

vaginaraptor:

grimrapper:

maeduh:

i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about

unless its hitler

then it’s only nein times cuter

i am done

(Source: matsuis, via anagnostish-deactivated20140124)

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8 months ago

an accurate representation of my social skills

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8 months ago
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